"The Elements", by Tom Lehrer (c)1959 (through element #102) Tune: "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" by Sir Arthur Sullivan Updated by Norman Brenner (normmit@bellatlantic.net) (c)2019 (through element #118) O-oh, there's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium, And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium, And carbon, californium, ruthenium, uranium; Europium, zirconium, and astatine, vanadium, And lanthanum, lawrencium, lutetium and radium, And also protactinium and thorium and gallium, And iodine and indium and thulium and thallium. There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium, And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium, Samarium and barium and lead and livermorium, And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and bohrium! There's osmium and oganesson, platinum, plutonium, Dysprosium, promethium, palladium, polonium, And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium, And strontium and scandium and cerium and cesium; And gold, praseodymium, and tantalum, potassium, And holmium and helium and hafnium and hassium, And tennessine, titanium, technetium, tellurium, And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium! [Breathe!] Rutherfordium, roentgenium and copper, copernicium, Nobelium, berkelium, and iron, americium, Nihonium, meitnerium, mend'levium, moscovium, Darmstadtium and dubnium, and fluorine and flerovium; Seaborgium and silicon, einsteinium and erbium, And phosphorus and francium and fermium and terbium, And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium, And chlorine, cobalt, tin and tungsten, silver, sulfur, sodium! These are the only ones of which the news has come to Haaava'd, And there may be many others, but they haven't been discaave'd.